Imperial. The Euro-themed Euro from 2006 that celebrates “circular wandering.” But seriously – I doubt many have heard of this in-your-face masterpiece from Mac Gerdts. If you’ve never played Imperial, you’re not alone. In fact, you are probably picturing Twilight Imperium – the Ameritrash space epic that combines multiple worlds including Star Wars, Dune and […]
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Let’s be real – deciding which action to perform during a board game is stressful. There is an incalculable amount of ways you can f*ck up. And all the charlatans you invited over for strategy board game night know it. They’re like a pack of wolves waiting to chomp down with comments about your worker
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Have you ever stood inside an aviary and thought “I wish these screaming f*cks were just a stack of cards”? Or played Everdell and thought “These dirty rodents need to be caged”? Or do you ever find yourself neck-deep in Terraforming Mars, wanting to weightlessly bound away from your 9 to 5 at the local
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It is wild to think that all of the following were released in the same year – Dune: Imperium, Lost Ruins of Arnak, coronavirus SARS-CoV-2. Two of these stole my heart – the other b*tch stole f*ck*ng flavor. Anyways, what a time it was! A heyday for sandworms, fantasy expeditions, and horse tranquilizers. Most thought
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Historically speaking, auctioning off animals forced to wear suits, corsets, and cocktail hats bursting with frills to sociopathic railroad barons has, typically, gone poorly. It also, I dunno, sounds illegal? Good thing Raccoon Tycoon don’t give a sh*t about the law or PETA’s opinion cause buying up these adorable critters is the name of the
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Do you remember the first time you watched Harry Potter, and thought “These movies could be vastly improved if Professor McGonagall would just f*ck*ng force the d*mn kids into conscription so they could blow the f*ck out of every classroom with fireballs in the name of Dumbledore’s retirement party. F*ck that sh*t would be hot.”
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By no means is Architects of the West Kingdom Shem’s heaviest game, though I would argue that dragging mothers and fathers from their ancestral homes and throwing them into sh*t filled dungeons is somewhat weighty. And by ancestral home I mean the quarry those pr*cks were just looting. However, it must be stated that Architects
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Ben ‘The Funk Lightning’ Franklin once claimed – “In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death and that I will totally forget how to play Mage Knight inbetween plays. F*ck that rulebook is dense.” Now, obviously that nerd was long dead before Vlaada published his magnum opus, complete with a rulebook
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Never before has a game looked so much like it would use resource-management, only to have, in fact, zero resources. Spirit Island is three things and three things only – Hand-management, area control, and asymmetrical factions. And that area control is something else. You don’t just spread your own control, you also throw your enemies
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Oh, Caverna. You odd little duckling, you. I remember the first time I assembled your main board, thinking “Golly gee willickers, that’s a lot of worker locations!” In that playthrough I had mused “Such a variety of ways to win!” And at the end, I exclaimed “Uwe has outdone himself now!” Pffft, WRONG. Three years
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