Claw Claw Bite

The original Terraforming Mars is so old it needs to be in bed by 5 and demands to speak to your manager. It predates half-assed decent components. Franz Ferdinand was headlining parades when its first print was released. Its cover is so unappealing Barnes and Noble workers think it’s a science textbook misplaced on the […]

Setting-up Five Tribes is like spending a day as Elon Musk – you throw peasants into piles and gamble on which ones will get you filthy f*ck*ng rich. That’s probably a terrible comparison, but the game board does look like a fully exhumed meeple graveyard with every corpse spread-eagle. So there’s that. In more meaningful terms,