Some board game conventions are just the worst. YOU KNOW THE ONES! Confusing symbols plastered everywhere, disrespectful interactions that drive you insane, rules that are hard to find, HIDDEN MOVEMENT! BLUE AND PURPLE PLAYER PIECES – wait … did you think I was referring to board game conventions that happen annually, or board game CONVENTIONS? […]
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In the Before Times, my game collection was simply an ominous seven foot tall stack of boxes in a corner – a leaning tower of doom waiting to take a lethal plunge upon the next unsuspecting bystander. That stalagmite of heavy cardboard was a massive faux pas for interior designers while defying every G*d d*mn
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Now looky here folks. I’m a Euro gamer through and through. That means I want my tracks long, my board beige, and all dice thrown into a woodchipper and destroyed beyond repair. I want my rondels sliced plentifully, my tabelaus unassailable, and my point salads delicious as f*ck with a variety of options. F*ck your
Gamers are like dragons – we hoard objects coveted by others and breathe fire on anyone who riffle folds the f*ck*ng item deck. THESE AIN’T POKEMON CARDS YOU TW*T! We also bite players who arrive late and tail-swipe cheaters. F*ck dude, I could talk about dragons all day. BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I SUMMONED YOU
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It is common for board games to be sent through a rigorous process of play-testing to streamline and remove their more complicated aspects. The end product is usually a sublime system that brings joy to millions of gamers. I say usually, cause sometimes the dumb f*ck*ng testers ate expired glue and drooled all over the
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